Oh fucking shitting hell. I don’t care enough to want to be with you, but I care enough to want you to not be with anyone else. Let alone that trampy looking girl whi can barely see for the fake eyelashes she’s wearing.
Best thing about my new laptop is that I can be on the internet all the time.
Worst thing about my new laptop is that I am on the internet all the time.
My brother just informed me that he was walking up the stairs at school behind some girl, and she farted in his face.
I am sat on my bed and my kitten is sleeping under the covers. My hand is just under the covers and she’s got my hand between her paws. I love my kitty.
Counted my money today. £724 to go into my bank account and join the £100 already there. Nice.
‘Out of this World’ - pin up art by Gil Elvgren,1959.
I’m getting a little frustrated inside because I wanted to talk to you and it hasn’t happened and I should have made a powerpoint and I haven’t and there’s a bottle of cava next to me that’s looking tempting but I shouldn’t and I have to go do some washing and I can’t be arsed.
Also I’m still cringing about “I’MREADYFORBABIESRIGHTNOW”
The awkward moment when I declared to a class full of people that I am ready for babies now.
I wish I had something interesting to say. I wish I had a more interesting life.
